How long will it take for my order to be delivered?
Orders are mailed on Mondays and Thursdays via the trusty old US Mail. Transit time is normally 3-5 days. International orders will, of course, take longer for delivery and costs more.
What's your return policy?
We strive to provide you with the shiniest, happiest garments possible. However, if there is a problem, we will do whatever it takes to correct it. We do accept size exchanges within 2 weeks of purchase, but shipping charges will apply. Email us and let us help you. There is a 25% restocking fee for all other returns.
What's the proper way to play pocket 4s?
From early position, limp. From late position, raise 3-4 times the blinds. From the blinds, call a raise up to 2 times the blind. Scope out the flop. From there you’re on your own.
How do you rock so hard?
We’re blessed with a natural gift for rockage.
What forms of payment do you accept?

We gladly accept Visa, MasterCard, American Express, Discover, or regular account payments all through PayPal.

How secure is this store?

This store uses PayPal for payments, and PayPal automatically encrypts your confidential information in transit from your computer to ours using the Secure Sockets Layer protocol (SSL) with an encryption key length of 128-bits (the highest level commercially available).

Do I need a PayPal account to purchase from this store?

No, you are not required to have a PayPal account to purchase from this store. Although if you already have a PayPal account you may use it.